Friday, April 2, 2010

Let's Talk About Sex, Baby


I REALLY do wish this were going to be a sex blog but unfortunately it's not but to most of you guys this will come very close to sex for you sports freak-a-lics........were gonna talk Final Four baby!


This is in dedication to my alma matter West Virginia University. WVU is a very special kind of school. It's like the school for the extremists. Everything is done in a crazy fashion and ya know that's just what makes us special. Truly "special". See now I was there to witness the actually FIRST night of the burning of the couches. They hadn't let us have a night game during football season in years due to poor behavior on the students part, but after a long while they-unfortunately-gave us another chance. Shit was burned, goal posts were climbed on and torn down, lines of coke were snorted on the 50 yard line, and people were passed out in stands(not me I swear). And ewww the amount of Nauti Light that wads drank could have flooded the little town. But those were my days so let's talk about the present!


I heard the school got completely lame but every alumni is going to say that because things change and you don't wanna accept it. I always say it's lame now too. It just comes out. Ok ok were not talking club scene/drinking/drugs/fist pumping though, we're here to discuss Basketball. Uhh well I was on the dance team for the basket ball team in my day and my team always sucked. Which was fine with me because all those basketball games were totally interrupting with my social scene anyways.........and soooo. And now, March Madness 2010, here we are in the Final Four!!!


That's all I know. I don't watch this stuff. I watched it once to win a bet against my friend who was a Pitt fan and I won. But you know basketball just really isn't my thing. I did like how the fans were on the news for a couple weeks for "acting too rowdy and crazy at games". Umm hello people......that's why people go there. It's known as a crazy school so you just have to deal and let the crazy shit go down!


Soooo Let's Goooooooooooo.................MOUTAINEERS!!!!! Best of luck on my behalf and I'll also speak on the behalf of Pittsburgh. While all of the Steelers sports players heading to jail soon, it's just soo refreshing to see these young ones who you can see will have a great criminal future and b-ball career ahead of them. By the way......guys if you win you're getting laid by like at least 15 different girls a week. Now that's awesome. Kick some ass!!!!


Peace & Love

S

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