Wednesday, September 9, 2009

All Eyes On Me Just Like A Circus


Since everyone seems to just adore reading my witty writing, I have taken it a step further and created a blog. So fun I know! Does anyone even know what the word "blog" means or who even invented that word. It's a strange one I think. Anyways.....

So with this blog I can write about any topic you hot people have in mind. I mean I am doing this for "my fans". And ohh do I appreciate your support. Due to this, I am going to dedicate my 1st blog to my biggest fan in the whole wide world, Lara P. (Due to the confidentiality of the site and the unknown facts, I will keep all names unidentifyable!!!! is that a word??)

So fall is coming and fashion is at it's prime. I usually cannot wait to jump into my black tights, sweater dresses and tall boots........but this year everything has changed. In case you all have been living under a rock this summer, I will rewind and fill you in. Over the past 6 months I worked my ass off and grew a sick ass bod! Ohh yeah.....it's a fun one. With these new perky boobs (32B's thank you), and a tight hot ass.........who the hell wants to cover up! I am absolutly dredding fall! Have I turned into a small clothes whore? No. But how am I supposed to show off my goods in a big turtleneck and boring jeans? So this brings me to a new theory.......a move to Miami!

I've been observing the show Khloe and Kourtney Take on Miami, or whatever it's called, and I have noticed that you can wear a push up bikini top and hot shorts and call it a day! Now that's amazing. Now in my old days I would call these hos sluttly and whore like, white trash and so on, but now I'm starting to think.....hey maybe they just got hot bodies too??? Or maybe they have great self confidence(which by the way is awesome and allures everyone in your presence. I just got it and it's so fun).

So the thought of the evening has actually nothing to do with who and what you are wearing. Which used to be the my saving grace. I loved the labels. But rather it is to encourage all you hot bitches to love and adore your bodies the way they are and to show off your assests in any way you please! And if you don't like your body right now.......work your ass off and gain or lose that weight! And dress.....well just dress like your Brit. We all know she is the super role model of wearing no clothes! And please no plastic surgery please. Soo '90s.

Peace and Love

Sarah Nicole

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