This past week I took a lovely vaca down south to Charlotte, NC. And the boys were everywhere!!! Now I have TONS of experience with crazy bf's and dates but this guy took the cake. He proved to me that he was the craziest of crazy, leading him into what I and Vince Vaughn call a stage 5 clinger! We had met on Wednesday and he was cool, played guitar and sang in a band, had dark eyes.....pretty much all the things I like, so when he called the next day and invited me to dinner then to see him play I accepted. Boy I sure didn't know what I was getting into!!!
My ex boyfriend from the band Filter was kinda the same way. Told me he loved me after 2 weeks, called and text "I miss you" a few times everyday while on tour, and clinged to my every word and displayed major PDA. Maybe this is a musician thing.....I don't know. Now the stage 5 clinger, whom we'll call "J", makes my Filter boyfriend seem like a normal boy. Now dinner with J went smooth. We had a lot in common and mainly talked about the arts, performing and visual. It was great to find someone who shared the same thoughts on many subjects. Afterwards we went to the venue and I watched him play. Everything was still going smooth. After the set was over is when shit started to go down. Guys, DO NOT EVER attempt any of these moves on a 1st date!!!
1. Shoving your tongue down my throat in front of a dozen people watching us.
2. Have to hold my hand at all times.
3. Telling me that I am making him jealous when dancing with one of his friends.
4. Constantly confessing to me that I am the most beautiful girl in the world.
5. Introduce your dog to me as the dogs mother!!!
6. Call me your girlfriend.
7. Telling all your friends that you have "found the one."
8. Asking me to move in after only knowing me for 36 hours!!!
9. Telling me and others that we are going to get married.
10. Staring at me intensely and drooling at the mouth.
11. Texting me "I miss you baby" with a frowning face only 45 minutes since I've seen you. And then calling on repeat since I did not respond.
12. Call from different numbers so I'll pick up not thinking it's him. (Such a girl move!)
And the worst of the worst I have ever experienced; Planning out the holidays so we can both spend time with both families!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay I am throwing up in my mouth a little just recalled this hot mess disaster. Now boys.....we like you because you are supposed to be masculine, not a wimpy desperate chick! And girls watch out. If it can happen to me this means it can happen to you too. I didn't know these clingers existed but they are out there and they are scary! Watch out because they do not give the crazy vibe until an hour in. If this happens to me again, or any of you girls, leave where ever you are asap. This is a serious situation that will leave you scarred.
For the rest of my vaca I hung out with the HOTTEST 20 year that looked like he had just stepped of the set of Gossip Girl. And it was soo refreshing to not hear from him every minute of everyday! He kept it fun and sexy, not clingy. Now that's the way to go!
Peace and Love
S
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