This afternoon I was reminded of one of my favorite pastimes. So were at lunch today and one of my girlfriends gets a so so raunchy text message from a boy that she is talking to at the moment. Thank God we were there to help her through this difficult text situation and made her come out looking like a pro. She was a text sex virgin. It's called sexting and it can come in many forms. Very intimate texts, foreplay style texts, and full on text sex. I personally prefer the good old fashioned phone sex, but with technology today, it's all about the sexting. Thankfully my girlfriend went through her 1st round of "intimate texts", with the great help we had provided her, but sometimes it doesn't end up this way.
I am a very sexually open girl so text sex to me is child splay but don't worry I still do participate. Usually sexting happens when: your boyfriend or girlfriend is away, long distance relationships(don't get involved in LDR's btw. Not worth it!), and what used to be drunk dialing has now turned into drunk texting. The best part about sexting is that you get to send naughty naughty photos with your provocative texts. You get to get all dressed up in your sexy naughty girl gear or for you full on freaks you can dress it down to the nude. I DO NOT do the nude shots. Ok Ok you caught me....I did send a hot photo this year to an ex of my boobs after they grew 2 sizes! I just had to. These, nude shots, can end up in any ones hands and well I mean we all saw what happened to Miley Cirus. And if it's not posted on TMZ, for us normal people it may end up on facebook or even worse.....in all of our boyfriends or the boy that your seeing, friends inboxes!!! So, as I always state in every blog, lingerie is the way to go. Another rule, if this happens in the evening just have full on text sex. Don't waste your lovely lingerie and drunkenness on something unless it's going to get really hot and bothered. The intimate and foreplay texts are meant for usually daytime hours. Don't fret though, there is no bad time to get down.
I will only display the one poor act that text sexting can take. So you did all your boy and do your "her baby. I miss you so much. What would you do to me if you were here. I'm going to do this to you. Now I'm on top" blah blah blah freaky talk. Send a few pics of each other back and forth and before you know it your boy toy gets off and your left with no more incoming text and listening to "Touch Of My Hand." Now this is why I like phone sex so much better. Just put that bluetooth on and let your imagination go wild with both hands free. Very fun for both participants.
Best wishes in your experiences and hopefully you have a gf or bf that loves to do this. Life can be a bore, so don't date one. Even if you had just seen them sometimes all you want is more, more, more! If you find it hard to come up with your next line just say I want to have "hot dirty unicorn sex"eg:dlisted.com's explaination of Robert Patterson, and that should totally work
"I make no appologies. I'm into phonography. I like my bluetooth, buttons comin' loose. I need my hands free"-B.Spears
Peace and Love
S
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