TE DIJO TE AMO

Even though the next Grand Slam for all of you tennis addicts, like myself, isn't until January in Australia, we can still all get excited for next weeks Paris BNP Master Series. Why are we excited? Love of the sport-yes, but most importantly, the love of Rafael Nadal. Now all of you that know me know I have a mild to intense love for Rafa. It was kind of like my spring/summer moto......Vamos Rafa! I lived and breathed tennis. Injury struck Rafa and left him out of the French and Wimbledon grand slams and bringing his ranking down to #2, letting Federer have his #1 position back.

Well guess what people....Rafa's back! And he's gonna bring it. Often people assume I am obsessed with Rafa for his looks, but this isn't the entire truth. I love the way he plays the game as well. It's rough, it's real, it's fascinating! And yes, on top of all that he is my idea of gorgeous. Rafa has everything I love in the looks area. Dark eyes, dark hair, dark skin, and his hot Spanish tongue. These have always been my types of guys. My 9th grade bf was a tortured artist. His drawings spoke to me and his guitar playing sent me into a lovely obyess. He looked just like Rafa when Rafa's hair was shoulder length. Sometimes I still wonder where he is and what he's doing but I found that out the other day and he is engaged with child. Not so hot.

So everyone can jump on the Rafael Nadal bandwagon along with me, let me give you some important details so you sound knowledgeable.
1. He grew up and lives on the island of Mallorca, Spain.
2. His gf's name is Franchesca and they met through his little sister.
3. Sponsored by Nike.
4. LOVES chocolate croissants. If you haven't tried one, you must! Whole Foods has the best.
5. He listens to Phantom of the Opera before he gets on the court. Pumps him up.
6. Hair looks best shoulder length, in sleeveless shirts, and Nike head wraps.
7. In the land of Spain he is followed like a movies star and Spain says that "Rafa defines Spain"

VAMOS RAFA!!!!!!
Hopefully one day I'll get to go see him in person but for now I just intensely watch the Tennis Channel. I suggest you do the same.

Peace and Love,

S

Talk That Sexy Talk To Me

This afternoon I was reminded of one of my favorite pastimes. So were at lunch today and one of my girlfriends gets a so so raunchy text message from a boy that she is talking to at the moment. Thank God we were there to help her through this difficult text situation and made her come out looking like a pro. She was a text sex virgin. It's called sexting and it can come in many forms. Very intimate texts, foreplay style texts, and full on text sex. I personally prefer the good old fashioned phone sex, but with technology today, it's all about the sexting. Thankfully my girlfriend went through her 1st round of "intimate texts", with the great help we had provided her, but sometimes it doesn't end up this way.

I am a very sexually open girl so text sex to me is child splay but don't worry I still do participate. Usually sexting happens when: your boyfriend or girlfriend is away, long distance relationships(don't get involved in LDR's btw. Not worth it!), and what used to be drunk dialing has now turned into drunk texting. The best part about sexting is that you get to send naughty naughty photos with your provocative texts. You get to get all dressed up in your sexy naughty girl gear or for you full on freaks you can dress it down to the nude. I DO NOT do the nude shots. Ok Ok you caught me....I did send a hot photo this year to an ex of my boobs after they grew 2 sizes! I just had to. These, nude shots, can end up in any ones hands and well I mean we all saw what happened to Miley Cirus. And if it's not posted on TMZ, for us normal people it may end up on facebook or even worse.....in all of our boyfriends or the boy that your seeing, friends inboxes!!! So, as I always state in every blog, lingerie is the way to go. Another rule, if this happens in the evening just have full on text sex. Don't waste your lovely lingerie and drunkenness on something unless it's going to get really hot and bothered. The intimate and foreplay texts are meant for usually daytime hours. Don't fret though, there is no bad time to get down.

I will only display the one poor act that text sexting can take. So you did all your boy and do your "her baby. I miss you so much. What would you do to me if you were here. I'm going to do this to you. Now I'm on top" blah blah blah freaky talk. Send a few pics of each other back and forth and before you know it your boy toy gets off and your left with no more incoming text and listening to "Touch Of My Hand." Now this is why I like phone sex so much better. Just put that bluetooth on and let your imagination go wild with both hands free. Very fun for both participants.

Best wishes in your experiences and hopefully you have a gf or bf that loves to do this. Life can be a bore, so don't date one. Even if you had just seen them sometimes all you want is more, more, more! If you find it hard to come up with your next line just say I want to have "hot dirty unicorn sex"eg:dlisted.com's explaination of Robert Patterson, and that should totally work

"I make no appologies. I'm into phonography. I like my bluetooth, buttons comin' loose. I need my hands free"-B.Spears

Peace and Love

S

That Lengendary Divorce Is Such A Bore

For some reason getting older just turns on the tears for me. I mean who wants to get old? This just all sucks! Anyways, tonight I am doing a special blog dedicated to the people, places, and things, that helped me make and break it this year!

1st off I would really like to give a huge thanks to the makers of Prozac and Klonopin. Without my anti depressant and heavy tranquilizer, I truly don't know where I would be today. Ok yeah I do. I would probably still be here but I sure wouldn't be a happy camper. I need my serotonin releaser to do that for me. Thank a million. Ohh shoot, I almost forgot.......my vicoden. Love you lots. Secondly I have to give shout outs to everyone in my camp. Camp Sarah is a group of great people that work with me everyday! Just like Camp Britney....ya know? Here's to all of my psychiatrists, psychologists, therapists, dermatologists, chiropractors, doctors, and nurses! I totally just took a shot for you guys! Big time thanks to all of my lovely Cope bitches for camping it out with me for a couple months. Good times, good times. Ohh and with that I have to thank the makers of Yatzee, Apples to Apples, and Catch Phrase.

For the major changes in my body, I have to thank God. Thank you soo much from taking me from a 32AA to a full 32B. You have no idea how much I appreciate them everyday and how many gorgeous clothing pieces I get to wear to show them off. I also have to thank you, God, for the cute ass you added onto me as well. I just adore it.......and well pretty much so does every one else. Specially the boys, if you know what I mean!

These are just some of my favorite products that if I went without I wouldn't be the woman I am today:

Dior Show

Nars Blush in Orgasm

Coca-Cola

My iPhone

Dior Sunglasses

Pepperoni Pan Pizza

Simply Lemonade w/Raspberry

Nike

Ensure

Now I have to thank the things that are no longer in my life but I did used to love earlier in the year. White 1996 Honda Civic. RIP. Marlboro Lights. I'm sooo glad we broke up. You are gross! Hard alcohol. I think I loved you the most. We just weren't good for eachother. I hope you can understand. Bad Boys. I haven't quit you guys just yet but I'm trying, I'm really really trying.

This is my happy person of the year. Well she's not really happy but hey at least she's tamed and on the correct meds! Thank you Britney Spears for still being here! Just love you!

Dancing, Rafa, boys, shopping, huge bags, great sunglasses, skimpy bikinis, chiffon and silk lingerie, chanel polishes, grande vanilla lattes w/an extra shot of espresso, Nordstrom, my wonderful discount at Burberry for Christmas time, and Courtney Love for giving me the chance to decipher your amazing tweets!

And last but far far far from least.........my friends and family. My precious sorority sisters, whom I really can't even imagine my life without you all, Aaron, Cope biatches, and my great friends that reside in my hometown of Pittsburgh, PA. Thanks to you all for going through this roller coaster ride of a year with me and giving me the love & strength to keep pushin' on when I felt like giving up. I Love You.

Peace and Love

S

All Decked in Lace and Leather

We all have bad days. Some can be way worse than others and some are just you being shallow and silly. With the latter type of bad day, you can easily fix this problem. Now I am the OWNER of bad days.........rehab anyone??? But today it just seemed that everything was going wrong. I found out the guy I was dating is an idiot. I basically had to roll out of bed due to the immense pain I was in after playing tennis for 2 hours to impress this idiot knowing that my buldging disks were not going to like this. My hair, for some reason, all the sudden had disgusting roots. I was out of Vicodin. And to top off everything, I had lost 5 pounds!!!

Well after all this shit, I busted it to the doctors. Got a new script for pain meds, and arranged a meeting with the pain management team for trigger shots. I mean I've been working with a chiropractor 3-4 days a week for over a month and a half now and am not really seeing any type of results!!! After this I took my ass to Rite Aid and spent a lovely $30 on fucking Ensure Plus. Stuff tastes like poison and I have to plug my nose to swallow it but it puts the weight on better than anything in the world. I've been extra stressed and well when I get like that, no matter how many klonopin I pop, I drop weight like there is no tomorrow. So after all this shitty news and being back on the ensure diet, I popped a vic and headed to my sanctuary. Victoria's Secret.

I don't know what it is about this place but it's held me captive since I discovered the gorgeous silk nightgowns, lace panties, silk bras, and leather garters. I truly overspend here but to me it's the best money spent. To cheer me up today I decided on a hot pink see through lace mini nightgown that clings to every curve and stops just below my ass. Talk about hot! A pair of chiffon low cut thongs with ruffles on the elastic. And two new bras. One in a blueish-green color, a demi cut, and ruffled straps. Totally not practical but sooo adorable when dressing up for your boy. And another in a push up neon green. It was just to adorable to pass up. It actually cheered me up as soon as I passed it. As I checked out and was handed my pink bag with hot pink tissue on top, I was immediately much much happier.

This is my guilty pleasure. Everyone needs to know there is something out there to lift their spirits when feeling down, dumped, or in pain. Therapy is not always the answer. I particularly hate it and a trip to Victoria's Secret seems to do soo much better. So in this crappy world we live in, you are going to run into bad days whether you like it or not. Find something that makes you happy. For some it may be a new bag but for me it's lingerie. What can I say? So tonight when I go to bed I will be dressed in my fabulous new lace nightgown, I will feel beautiful and happy letting no pain, idiot, or ensure diet get to me.

Peace and Love

S