I am as Vain as I Allow

Yes! ....2009 and the years behind that are over! Finally! 2010 is going to be awesome. I just feel it in the -2 degree air! I just want to make one thing clear to you this year.....I do not wish to be in a serious relationship and do not wish to be proposed to. Thank You.

I've decided to switch it up this year and actually let all of you hotties know what's going to work and what's not. I'm a pretty simple girl and very extraordinary so don't worry this won't be boring. I don't want a guy in suit who has plans to move to the suburbs and start having a family. I've had my fair share of those and it is the BIGGEST turn off ever! Soo, let's begin.

WANTS
1. Nothing serious. Let's just have fun. Act like kids for a while. Be happy and not think about tomorrow but just live in today.

2. Someone to lay around with and play video games with all day in our sweats.

3. I love boys who fuck around with their guitars at all times and have jam sessions with their buddies. To me that's really fucking cool.

4. Be an individual and do not discriminate towards anyone. That will end everything faster then you even know.

5. You can be as immature as you want(cause I am as well), but once and a while be able to hold an intellectual conversation.

6. Be a dreamer.

7. Must have a laid back cool individual sense of style.

8. And be able to deal with my frequent vaca's, and that my friends come before anything.

9. Don't cheat. Just break up with me 1st. Is that too hard?

10. Stay in bed with me all day and play if I ask.

Soo that's not too hard right? I've been dating the biggest douchelords in the world I think. I can name like maybe one that had some of these qualities. 2010 is going to be different.

A Little About Me
I'm not changing for anyone. Most days I wake up, turn on Taylor Swift, and sing into my brush in my underwear. If that's going to be a problem then back off. I wouldn't care if you did the same.....well hopefully not to Taylor. I really have started thinking and worrying about myself and not everyone else around me. I will love, love, love the fuck out of you but if you hurt me or do something stupid, I'll have to move on. I have a shitload of goals right now so commitment is kind of hard that's why I want to make sure you read (1.) over and over ohh and the part about no marriage talk. I'm the best gf ever but do have a short attention span. Sorry. I do promise though that my heartbreaking days are over. Treat others how you would like to be treated! I a really fun chick. I'm also a lover of writing and recieving love letters and random roses.

Okay that's enough but here are some important questions to please send to your friends that you think I'd like or you or whomever hahaha this is soo fun!

1. What is your favorite band?(cliche? I don't think so. This actually tells a whole fucking story about a person.)

2. Favorite thing to do?

3. Do you tend to think about the future a lot or tend to try to just live one day at a time?

4. Do you talk about your cubicle job a lot? Do you have a cubicle job?(this also says a lot)

5. If you could live anywhere or plan on moving in the near future, where may it be?

6. Are you a sports freak? (I personally like Rafael Nadal but I don't take my tennis love too much out of hand.)

7. Would you care to live in a small apartment as long as you were with the one you loved?

8. Do you love to be in love?

9. Do you have a cool group of friends and love to have guy time? (I would sure fucking hope so)

10. Are you offended by all of my horrible language that I just put in this blog? (If so, I am truly sorry. Trying to quit.)

And my thing is "It is always better to have loved and lost then to have never loved at all" Relationships are sticky and no matter how much love is there sometimes it may not work but you always have the wonderful memories.

Peace & Love,

S

-can't wait to hear what you think!

Talk That Sexy Talk To Me

This afternoon I was reminded of one of my favorite pastimes. So were at lunch today and one of my girlfriends gets a so so raunchy text message from a boy that she is talking to at the moment. Thank God we were there to help her through this difficult text situation and made her come out looking like a pro. She was a text sex virgin. It's called sexting and it can come in many forms. Very intimate texts, foreplay style texts, and full on text sex. I personally prefer the good old fashioned phone sex, but with technology today, it's all about the sexting. Thankfully my girlfriend went through her 1st round of "intimate texts", with the great help we had provided her, but sometimes it doesn't end up this way.

I am a very sexually open girl so text sex to me is child splay but don't worry I still do participate. Usually sexting happens when: your boyfriend or girlfriend is away, long distance relationships(don't get involved in LDR's btw. Not worth it!), and what used to be drunk dialing has now turned into drunk texting. The best part about sexting is that you get to send naughty naughty photos with your provocative texts. You get to get all dressed up in your sexy naughty girl gear or for you full on freaks you can dress it down to the nude. I DO NOT do the nude shots. Ok Ok you caught me....I did send a hot photo this year to an ex of my boobs after they grew 2 sizes! I just had to. These, nude shots, can end up in any ones hands and well I mean we all saw what happened to Miley Cirus. And if it's not posted on TMZ, for us normal people it may end up on facebook or even worse.....in all of our boyfriends or the boy that your seeing, friends inboxes!!! So, as I always state in every blog, lingerie is the way to go. Another rule, if this happens in the evening just have full on text sex. Don't waste your lovely lingerie and drunkenness on something unless it's going to get really hot and bothered. The intimate and foreplay texts are meant for usually daytime hours. Don't fret though, there is no bad time to get down.

I will only display the one poor act that text sexting can take. So you did all your boy and do your "her baby. I miss you so much. What would you do to me if you were here. I'm going to do this to you. Now I'm on top" blah blah blah freaky talk. Send a few pics of each other back and forth and before you know it your boy toy gets off and your left with no more incoming text and listening to "Touch Of My Hand." Now this is why I like phone sex so much better. Just put that bluetooth on and let your imagination go wild with both hands free. Very fun for both participants.

Best wishes in your experiences and hopefully you have a gf or bf that loves to do this. Life can be a bore, so don't date one. Even if you had just seen them sometimes all you want is more, more, more! If you find it hard to come up with your next line just say I want to have "hot dirty unicorn sex"eg:dlisted.com's explaination of Robert Patterson, and that should totally work

"I make no appologies. I'm into phonography. I like my bluetooth, buttons comin' loose. I need my hands free"-B.Spears

Peace and Love

S