Sunday, February 7, 2010

Nyquil After Crack, Puts You Right On Your Back


I have not a clue where I found that quote from above from, but I was just digging through notebooks in my room and found it and find it quite hilarious. I googled it and the post said "Yeah you can do NyQuil and crack together if you wanna die!" hahaha. Due to the snow I haven't been out in 3 days and am losing my mind, along with the rest of us snowed in people. This snow really just f'd up everything now didn't it. Well actually just for me. My income tax money was deposited into my account on Friday and all I wanted to do was run to Nordstrom and get this fabulous Versace bag I had been eyeing up for a while. Did I get there.....NO! But you know what.....it might have been a sign from God just looking out for me and reminding me I have no business getting a $1500 bag right now when I have plane tickets, bridesmaid dresses, shower gifts, new headshots, dance classes, and my great student loan that is backed up about 5 months to pay for. All in all I guess this is good. Not to say I'm not going online shopping after I write this.

I take it the Superbowl is on right now. I watched it last year so I have enough Superbowl in me to last me a while. I threw a huge fit last year but finally my friends made me watch it and I even let them put a steeler decal on my cheek. I looked pretty sweet. Just like a true Steelers fan. Tonight I am rooting for Reggie Bush because I think Kimberly's tweets got stuck in my head and if I don't root for him she's going to come get us! I mean it people.....root for Reggie(whatever team he may be on.)

Back to the beginning of this lovely piece I have going on here, I would like to share with you more quotes and song lyrics I have written over the past 5 years. Just to give you a heads up; There is nothing about love and most are about....well I don't even know! Here you go for your entertainment:

1.
Prenuptial Bliss
Wholesome Green Tea
Klonopin Prescription
God Bless Me

Feel Skin
(Come) Within
Harder Now
Just Let Me Go


-Well from what I see in the great poetic structure is that I like Klonopin and I didn't feel like having sex that night. I don't know. I guess theres a lot more to it. It's probably about dying. Okay lets move on....

2.
Down Below Your Spinal Tap
Scream Between the Scenes
The Hour Glass is Almost Up
Please Don't Try to Find Me


-Humm.....I don't know. But I really like this one. I can relate it to me trying to run away from everything that was going on in my life and wanting to start new. Prob written in 2006.

3.
Just take My Hand
Whisper Softly in My Ear
Your Voice is So Distraught
I Don't Think I Want to Hear


-I get my heart broken a lot. But I also break a lot of others so until I learn(which I am getting better), I expect this karma.


Okay enough with the shitty poetry that I happen to love. We'll do my delicious song writing another day. One doesn't even have a bridge. It's a hot mess.

If you have a twitter please follow FairNewsSpears. What's going on with Britney right now is just absolutely insane and seriously I have no respect for any member of her family at all anymore. I know I said I am writing a full piece about this and I promise I will as the story keeps developing but until then......Do you think it's fair, if this is the true case, that a young woman who has bi-polar disorder should be under conservatorship for the rest of her life just because she has a disease that can be treatable? She needs her trashy alci redneck of a dad far far away from her. Who can't see this? Only she can fix herself and being in restraints would make me wanna act out too. Especially when the court has no date of release and is considering her still sooooo fucking insane that she can't use a phone, watch tv, or even sleep in peace(the court has now even hired a guard to stand outside of her bedroom at night to make sure she doesn't make any phone calls or try to get away.)

For all of you who are not stuck in the blizzard right now and are not under a national emergency, please have a great time this evening and take a jager bomb for me.

Peace & Love

S


-Ohh and great news! While I was drunk and mad about the snow friday night I finally decided to learn how to work my mini Kodak camcorder. I have great footage. A whole 12 minutes of me hiccuping and talking on the phone while the camera faced the ceiling. Good stuff I tell you!

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