Another Day, Another Drama

There was some great stuff I missed out on this week while I was just "living the dream" (please enter sarcastic crack in voice), so let's catch up!

1. Kanye and Jay-Z putting out a 5 track album together. Pretty tight! I do think though that Kanye neds to chills with the use of his facebook and twitter account. I mean I didn't even remember that I was a fan of Kanye(of course I am but he was mia for so long that he definitely wasn't popping up on my news feed every minute with notes he writes and new blogs he's posting.) Aside from that though, Mr, West tweeted "Me and jay bout to drop a 5 song album called Watch the Throne." Awesome. I'm sure we'll all be getting it and I'm pumped for some new Kanye but just to take it back for a sec when Kayne didn't write so many well proposed blogs:
Kanye Does Not Apologize For Wearing Fur: In a since-deleted post, Kanye went once more into the blog breach, giving PETA the bird and generally saying "haters to the left" to anyone else who had a problem with he and girlfriend Amber Rose rocking fur at Fashion Week.
2. September 10th you're butt better be out getting my girl Taylor Momsan's band "The Pretty Reckless", 1st full album. According to Perez Hilton, who usually is negative about Taylor(basically because she's awesome and rocks), but gave her album amazing reviews and addmitted that the girl was damn talented. And my favorite fashionista!

3. Supposedly Heidi Montag has to wear nose tape so her nose doesn't fall off. Heidi's plastic surgeon recently passed away(prob shot for a bad boob job or something), and now she says she will forever wear tape on her nose. That's soo freakin' cool. Such a trendsetter. On other news(mtv.com): Spencer Pratt, who is threatening to release the footage if Heidi doesn't try to reconcile with him, seems really proud of the scandal he's drummed up. He tweeted that the hot 'n' heavy vid is going to be his claim to famedom (dude expects his camerawork to be as meaningful as Picasso's art!). Meanwhile, Spencer's co-star in the film has been hiding out in Costa Rica while simultaneously being courted by her estranged hubby. Thankfully Heidi's former bestie Jen Bunney, who she dumped back in June, is on her way to save the day. Or something.

Ohh and I guess Kristin Cavalari never went to Europe(obviously) but she just tweeted that to Audrina so everyone would know it was fake. WTF am I writing about right now. This Hills?! Am I serous??? Moving on!

4. Britney Spears has been spotted wearing bikini's EVERYWHERE. Supposedly this is a big deal because, no lie, it did come up when my yahoo news homepage came up today. Wow.

5. Snooki's(the 4'5'' chick from jerz) bf is trying to reenact Eminem's track "Spacebound" by actually following the lyrics advise and "And before I put that gun to my temple
" but instead he put it up to his ex gf's head. he received a restraining order cause that's definitely all the punishment you should get for that. And that dumb jersey girl is still dating this person? I had a guy try to take my phone away from me and that's when I peace the f out. If I had a bf own a gun, 1st off, then put it up to his ex's head, man I would be the one getting restraining orders. NOT COOL PEOPLE! And P.S. I don't watch that show anymore but I keep reading that last nights was like intense so if you know what went down please fill me in! Thanks!

6. Actress Lindsay Lohan is fresh out of rehab and back on Twitter. Lohan was released early from a substance abuse program at the UCLA Medical Center on Tuesday, following 14 days in jail. The actress was not allowed to tweet the entire time she was in jail or in rehab. Her last tweet was posted July 19, just hours before she entered jail. Umm yeah guess that's what's truely important here that she can tweet again. Yep....totally.
Peace out painkillers, trazadone(still don't understand why that had to go), adderall(aka what is now called legalized meth), and her prozac. That's my old list of scripts so I feel ya Linds. Taking away yur prozac and traz should not have been permitted though! BTW LOVE the FU nails! *photographed above.

Thanks all for today kids. Hey and if you have gossip go ahead and send it my way because I'm a loser and don't read this shit anymore or watch it, but now that I just wrote all that crap out I totally see why I quit, send it off my way!

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